Witchcraft And Wizardry Fan Gifts

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

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Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

A voodoo doctor.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Emma Watson

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Just browsing."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.