Witchcraft And Wizardry Fan T-Shirts

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

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"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'She's still a novice yet.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

A voodoo doctor.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Just browsing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'