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'You have a lovely cackle.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Our potions are 100% organic."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Can't you just text me..?

"I'd like to help you but my HMO ran out of 'Eye of Newt'!"

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

Why can't we get a washing machine?

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Hagnostics...

Witches Brew

Well...I filled it!

'Your drug test shows you to test positive for eyes of newt.'

Witch's New Diet Didn't Last.

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

'Is this toe of frog endorsed by a major celebrity?'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pastries and Candy

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"