Witchcraft Fans Gifts

Witch in beauty salon chooses hairstyle for her wart.

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Yet another attempt at making a decent face cream!'

Witch trial ends with acquittal!

"Incorrect. The correct spelling is M-U-T-A-N-T."

'Take your shame spiral out of here, Lady!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'GNAGH!' 'HAA!! HA,HA,HA,HA!'

"... No, I don't want you to add, eye of newt and blood of bat... This is our porridge!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"You cursed voters, look what you've done. I'm melting...."

"Honey, I'm going to need on of those kid menus."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

The b**ching hour is here

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Pastries and Candy

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'