Witchcraft Admirers Gifts

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

"Mind if I shoot through?"

Pastries and Candy

Witches are confused why they're feeling happy.

Beware of the Cat.

A Witch's broom has broken down and is being towed away.

'It's so quiet around here, now that the kids are fattened up and gone.'

"This tastes awful! Nice work, girls."

"Hmm... most of this stuff is past it's spell-by date..."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

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"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'She's still a novice yet.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."