Witchcraft Appreciator Gifts

Witch hovers over scale on broom.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

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Pastries and Candy

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Witches Checkout.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'She's still a novice yet.'

Beware of the Cat.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."