Witchcraft Connoisseur Gifts

Hello Spell

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

"Cheese, pepperoni and double bat wings."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

Pastries and Candy

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"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Beware of the Cat.

Witches Checkout.

'She's still a novice yet.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'