Witchery Aficionado Gifts

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

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Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Witches Checkout.

'She's still a novice yet.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Witch dice.

A voodoo doctor.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Just browsing."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

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