Witch Aficionado Gifts

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

When leaves of green turn red and gold and fall beneath the tree, when days are warn but nights turn chill, it's plain for all to see.

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

'Is that costume supposed to frighten me?'

Wicked Old Witch Eulogy.

"Dear me, no license, no tax, no safety belt, no..."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

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Pastries and Candy

A Club Sandwitch.

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Devi's brew?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Witches Checkout.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Beware of the Cat.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."