Witch Culture Admirer Gifts

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Pastries and Candy

A Club Sandwitch.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Witches Checkout.

Beware of the Cat.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Fear of Flying Seminar

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Witches at a cauldron.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Halloween sculptor

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"I'd like to make a return."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'