Wicked Witch Admirer Gifts

"Your next fattened kid could be your last."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Pastries and Candy

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Beware of the Cat.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

Fairy tale

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Halloween sculptor

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to make a return."

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

Halloween health & safety.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"