Wicked Witch Admirer Gifts

"Your next fattened kid could be your last."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pastries and Candy

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Witch's Brew.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Beware of the Cat.

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Fairy tale

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Witches at a cauldron.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Halloween sculptor

"I'd like to make a return."

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Halloween health & safety.

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'