Wizard Admirer Gifts

'Hmmm...'

Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...

'My team thinks I can work magic.'

'I cause anxiety? But I have anxiety!'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

'NONE SHALL PASS! Except that little splash...that doesn't really count!'

Fairy tale

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Moon

Ta Da!...

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."