Whimsical Wizardry Admirer Gifts

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Home depot."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Apple Pie Abduction

Newt sale

"Well, that one got away."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Witches Checkout.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Reindeer

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

Mephistopheles

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Fairy tale

The Cow-Butt Frog.

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"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Goalkeeping Dog

Cherub string quartets

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."