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'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Home depot."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Well, that one got away."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Apple Pie Abduction

Newt sale

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Mouse with a cat cake.

Reindeer

Witches Checkout.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

Fairy tale

Mephistopheles

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

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The Cow-Butt Frog.

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Cherub string quartets

Goalkeeping Dog

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'