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'Please meet our new earnings forecast specialist.'

"No matter where I work, it's always the same thing: They only love you as long as the magic's working!"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Harry Potter goes retro. Wizard of Id. Happy 50th to the Wizard of Id!

'What - you can make people vanish?? Great! You're my man!!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Fairy tale

Witches at a cauldron.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Emma Watson

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Halloween health & safety.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'