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You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Witches at a cauldron.

Fairy tale

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Halloween health & safety.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Witchy Cellist

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Stealth broom.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."