Wizarding World Admirer Pillows

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

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'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

Emma Watson

Fairy tale

Witches at a cauldron.

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Halloween health & safety.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

'Stealth broom.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

Witchy Cellist

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'