Wizarding Enthusiast Pillows

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

'You must be a first time buyer!'

"Don't expect any sympathy from the boss. He's heartless!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Broomstick crash.

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"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

Witch's Brew.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'