Wizarding Enthusiast Mugs

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

'You must be a first time buyer!'

"Don't expect any sympathy from the boss. He's heartless!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."