Wizardry Aficionado Mugs

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Witch's Brew.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'