Wizardry Aficionado Prints

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"What the hell took so long?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Witch's Brew.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."