Wizard Enthusiasts Pillows

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Toadstools

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'