Wizard Enthusiasts Gifts

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Hairy Potter

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

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Rocket and Witch Race

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Witch's Brew.

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Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'