Wizardry Enthusiasts Gifts

January 1, 2021

Witch

'Stealth broom.'

Yellow Brick Road leads to...Tesco.

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Rocking Witches.

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Emma Watson

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Paul and Debbie.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"