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How Gender is Assigned at Birth

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Emma Watson

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'Stealth broom.'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

Dairy Potter.

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'