Wizarding World Fan Gifts

".Give us a kiss."

Viking's Wizard Therapist

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Emma Watson

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

'Stealth broom.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Dairy Potter.