Wizard Fans Gifts

"Sorry, but we left your heart in San Francisco."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What the hell took so long?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"Okay, now try it again"