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"Sorry, but we left your heart in San Francisco."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"What the hell took so long?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Emma Watson

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Stealth broom.'