Wizard Enthusiast Pillows

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

'Stupid autocorrect.'

The limits of power

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Not bad. They gave us $10 a pound for the Tin Man.

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

'On second thought..you stand acquitted of all charges!'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Oz Brainless Channel

Dorothy and the singles bar

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Great Oz, you mean, you're not an all-knowing consultant'

'Yes, the test shows that you don't actually have a heart. But you can get one from the good doctor in the north.'

'Hmmm...'

Witch pranks

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

"I want only the finest brain, Dorothy, so I never lose at chess again."

"To hell with Emerald City - the Munchkins have beer and cigarettes!"

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."