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Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'Stealth broom.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."