Wizarding World Lovers Pillows

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Stealth broom.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

The Wizard.

Viking's Wizard Therapist

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

Mark Morgan