Wizarding World Lovers Mugs

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

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"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Emma Watson

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

'Stealth broom.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

Hairy Potter and friend..

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

The Wizard.

Viking's Wizard Therapist

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."