Wizardry Lover Pillows

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"I'd like to make a return."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Stealth broom.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'