Wizardry Lover Gifts

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Emma Watson

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"I'd like to make a return."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

'Stealth broom.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Dairy Potter.

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'