Wizardry Fan Gifts

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

A Presidential Plan

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Medieval Office Supplies

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Emma Watson

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Stealth broom.'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

Eye of Newt Helper

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."