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Dairy Potter.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

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"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

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"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Emma Watson

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

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'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'