Pr Wizardry Fan Gifts

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Eye of Newt Helper

'Stealth broom.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'