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P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"When did this game get started?"

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'Between you and me, it's a public relations move. I fire you, then bring you back as a consultant.'

Envioronmental Re-Framing Company

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Magician producing the Euro

Small business nurturing employee health insurance.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

"I've just ran over the cat - call Charles Saatchi."