Pr Wizards Gifts

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Google signwriter.

On second thought, your honor

"When did this game get started?"

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

Envioronmental Re-Framing Company

'Between you and me, it's a public relations move. I fire you, then bring you back as a consultant.'

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

It's time, sir. Why don't you go first today. Ahem. Monkey Vicodin finance home office. Elongated African banking sex freak. The contest to see who got the day's weirdest email subject line. Spammers, we have a tie.

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Magician producing the Euro

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

Small business nurturing employee health insurance.

"I've just ran over the cat - call Charles Saatchi."