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"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Emma Watson

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

'Stealth broom.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."