Wizard Lover Pillows

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

"I keep telling you, I've been over the rainbow and while there, I didn't have any income!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Beware of the Cat.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"At least she's reading."

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Emma Watson

'Please enter your pin now.'