Wizard Lover Pillows

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

Beware of the Cat.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"At least she's reading."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"No guarantees, right?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Fairy tale

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