Whimsical Wizard Lover Pillows

Daniel Radcliffe voices support for liberal democrats

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Home depot."

Newt sale

Glance Exchange

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Wash your hands

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The Harper Plays Cricket.

The worm that churned!

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

Love is an many splendoured thing

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Jack in the Box

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Football/Soccer bubbles

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Snow globe

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Banana

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Caution Dry Rot

"I'd like to make a return."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Greek goddess

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'