Whimsical Wizard Lover Mugs

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Home depot."

Glance Exchange

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

The worm that churned!

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Wash your hands

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Football/Soccer bubbles

Love is an many splendoured thing

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Jack in the Box

Snow globe

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Banana

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Caution Dry Rot

"I'd like to make a return."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'My biological clock finally went off.'

Greek goddess

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."