Whimsical Characters Lover Pillows

Timmy's been wetting the bed again. Time for a visit from the Kidney fairy.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Glance Exchange

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Wash your hands

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

The worm that churned!

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Love is an many splendoured thing

Football/Soccer bubbles

Jack in the Box

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Snow globe

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Caution Dry Rot

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Banana

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'My biological clock finally went off.'