Whimsical Romance Lovers Pillows

"Static cling brought her and I together. A dryer sheet tore us apart."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Glance Exchange

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Wash your hands

The worm that churned!

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Love is an many splendoured thing

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Football/Soccer bubbles

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Jack in the Box

A thief steals a heart

Snow globe

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Banana

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Caution Dry Rot

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love