Whimsical Romance Lovers Pillows

"Static cling brought her and I together. A dryer sheet tore us apart."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Glance Exchange

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Wash your hands

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

The worm that churned!

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Jack in the Box

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Football/Soccer bubbles

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Love is an many splendoured thing

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Snow globe

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Banana

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Caution Dry Rot