Whimsical Story Lovers Pillows

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

A mermaid falls in love with a centaur.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'I tried that once. I'm still taking treatments.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A boy acting suspiciously

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Banana

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Golf escape.

'My biological clock finally went off.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'