Whimsy Wizard Pillows

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Clown on bike.

"Home depot."

Children's Feast.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Little help?"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Spring Training

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Newt sale

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Fly fishing.

Bathroom Fairy

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Unbeknownst to most humans, the true king of the jungle isn't a Lion, it's a clicking beetle named Al.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Tunnel of like.