Whimsy Wizard Gifts

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Clown on bike.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Children's Feast.

"Home depot."

"Little help?"

Cheeze Wiz.

Spring Training

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Fly fishing.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Bathroom Fairy

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Unbeknownst to most humans, the true king of the jungle isn't a Lion, it's a clicking beetle named Al.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Tunnel of like.