Whimsy Wizards Gifts

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Home depot."

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Your future looks charming.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Tunnel of like.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Tales of the unicorns"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

For services to Tourism. . .

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

First period algebra

Unusual Staircase

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Magic Mushrooms

Debug

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the White Rabbit

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Quwaket

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?