Whimsy Wizards Gifts

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

"Home depot."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Your future looks charming.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Tunnel of like.

"Tales of the unicorns"

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

For services to Tourism. . .

First period algebra

Debug

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Magic Mushrooms

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the White Rabbit

Unusual Staircase

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Quwaket

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?