Wizardry Lovers Pillows

Mark Morgan

"Here we are."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Not here, Fred.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Abra-Viagra."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Witch's spell check.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'Stealth broom.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'