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'Please meet our new earnings forecast specialist.'

"No matter where I work, it's always the same thing: They only love you as long as the magic's working!"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'What - you can make people vanish?? Great! You're my man!!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Witches at a cauldron.

Fairy tale

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Halloween health & safety.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Stealth broom.'